Da Swamp News Vol. 4   Leave a comment


Queen Not Like Lanys ##########################

Da Queen of Neriak said offishully dat she not like Lanys T’Vyl, dark elf lady and da once chosen of Innoruuk. She say dat any dat follow Lanys of give dair support to her will be kilt. So if youse sees and talks to Lanys, don’t let da queen or her peeple find out. Meez tink dat deese dark elves should just git over it.

Hoomans said to be Dumb ##########################

Deese dumb hoomans are still fighten up dair in Keenos. Aunt Ownius is after deese bloody savers. Sumthin about diseased gnomes or sumthin causing a food shortage. Meez tink that an Aunt should stay at home and cook. I can sees her wanting a meat cleaver like my ma has but don’t know why she would want a bloody saber. So I say dat hoomans are dumb.

Life Stiles ##########################

Here’s anudder recipe. My ma gave it to me when I asked why an Aunt would want a saber.

Caynar Nut Stuffed Trout:

1 Trout, any type
1 Bag of Caynar Nuts
1 Garnish
1 Spices

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Posted December 10, 2013 by Michael in Uncategorized

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