Da Swamp News Vol. 3


Dark Elf Priest ##########################

Da Arch Preest Dorvias, he went to da fort on Kunark. He talked to dat Iksar Danak dat works for dat other guy Venril. He mad cuz dat dark elf lady Lanys T’Vyl is putting something together dat gots dem dark elves worried. So someone told meez dat dis preest and dis iksar, day got together cuz dis preest want to find dis piece of dis thing dat Lanys is putting together before dat dark elf lady Lanys does it. Or something like dat. So someone told meez dat day did dis ritual thing and raised up some general or somethun that knowed where dis piece was. So day did dat and now day know who gots it I guess. I dunno. Meez just a journalist.

Wizard Guy Studies but Loses his Homework ##########################

Dat wizard Al’Kabor was having trouble dis one time someone told me. Soes he got dis guy helping him with his book stuff but da guy did something and gave his homework to dis udder guy. Now dis other guy has Al’Kabors homework is taking da credit. I don’t care about dat stuff cuz it better to just hit tings.

Life Stiles ##########################

Youse all liked it last time soes me give youse anudder recipe. Meez didn’t eat no halfling dis time though but recipe still good. Dis recipe come from a gnome Pirate on Velious but me no eat him cuz he funny.

Orange Flavored Cod

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1 Cobalt Cod
1 Jug of Oyster Sauces
1 Kelp Garnish
1 Emerald Orange

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