Da Swamp News Vol. 2


Crunga Need Food ##########################

Crunga (he is good cook but most Ogres is) tell meez dat he is runnin low on sum tings. He ask meez to ask yous all to help him keep his shop stocked. So if yous dat are gud cooks like Crunga can help him, dat would make him happy. He even says he pay you for your help, so dat is gud.

Life Stiles ##########################

Me try out dis new secshun of Da Swamp News. Me calls it “Life Stiles” cuz it all about improving your kwall a tee of life.

Dat is what dis halfling was telling me the udder day. He tell meez dat he also was a reporter for a newspaper. He tell meez dat I should put in dis secshun and gives me dis recipe to use. I made it and it was gud to eat.

Meez thank da halfling for the recipe den meez ate him. The fish tasted better. So here dis halfling’s recipe he give me. Meez hope it improves your kwall a tee of life, though it didn’t help dat halfling out any.

Muskie Marinade

Ingredients:
Rathe Muskie
Vinegar
Spices
Snake Egg Oil
Fish Wine

Create the marinade by mixing together the liquid ingredients. Allow the Muskie to marinade for several hours. Add spices and cook until skin is golden brown and meat appears lightly transluscent.

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