Da Swamp News Vol. 1   Leave a comment


Dark Elf Lady gits eyeball ####################

Lanys T’Vyl is Dark Elf lady. Someone tell meez dat she go lookin fer sum peices of dis artee-fact. She went to Rathe Mountains and got dis eyeball from some sph… s-ffi… One of dem flying lion headed girl things in Rathe Mountains. Someone tell meez dat she needs two more or sumthin.

Meez eye hurt once. Meez got poked with a stick runnin through da woods. Meez chop tree down so no one else loose dair eye.

Diseased Gnomes Ruin Crops ##################

Dair some plague in Karana. Somebody tell meez dat diseased gnomes and even hoomans are eating all da farmer’s crops. Some food prices go up too cuz dair is less food now. So before youse go and eat a gnome make sure it not sick first. It may be fat from eating all da farmer’s crops but it may git youse sick too.

Meez got sick once one day.

Skinny Elf Escapes ########################

Skinny little elf lady named Feery Owna got away. Dat ok though cuz local heero Ghargin Bumblock git da skinny elf’s stick with da help of his servants Vahlai and Rogkasth. Some lizard guy named Danak was there too. Da stick used to have Tunare magic on it but Cazic-Thule put his mojo on da stick now. So dats good.

Meez got poked with a stick runnin through da woods. Meez chop tree down so no one else loose dair eye. Sticks are ok though.

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Posted December 10, 2013 by Michael in Uncategorized

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